Living with the large featherless beings can bring you into close contact with some of life’s greatest mysteries.

For example, sometimes Mom likes to go out for something she calls “take out.”

When she comes back, she might be lugging several bags, one bag, or just one small box containing a single item.

While you can’t for the life of you figure out why she doesn’t just wait for someone to bring the delicacies to her (this is the method that works best for you), some of the dishes she brings home are actually quite nice.

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts