Day 4: Customer Service Basics

There are many advantages to having your own personal large featherless assistant.

However, it is advisable to start with one featherless assistant before you add others.

This is because, while the large featherless beings are known to be slavishly devoted to feathers, they are not exactly the fastest on the uptake, so to speak, when it comes to training.

It can take many repetitions and reminders before your large featherless staff masters even the basics of customer service.

Practice makes perfect: a feathered being trains a member of his large featherless staff in the art of hand-feeding happy hour delicacies.
Pearl, Malti, Bruce & Shannon

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