As every oh-so-masculine and manly manbird knows, spring is ladybird season.
You really want to bring your A-game.
But even if you bring your A-game with you everywhere (in the form of your soft grey and white feathers and cute curved beak and sweet pink feet and round black soulful eyes) sometimes the ladybirds want more.
They want to know – really know – you have true love on your mind.
This is the perfect moment to bring in a well-chosen “prop.”