When the large shell-less beings think of hay, they typically think of the large, ponderous, gassy beings who all seem to be named “Moo.”
But this is just because the shell-less beings don’t hibernate.
Hibernation is awesome, by the way. All you have to do is find a really comfy snoozing spot, dial down your metabolism, shut your adorable red box turtle eyes and go to sleep for a really, really, really long time.
It’s like a championship napping contest where you always win first prize.
Plus, the hay is a nearly perfect color-match for your own most excellent coloration.
This makes it both optimal for winter napping camouflage and a fashion-forward selection for decorating the single, suave and oh-so-manly solo box turtle boudoir come spring.