There’s no delicate way to say it.
When you’ve got it, you’ve got it.
But how can you know for sure that you’ve got it?
One good way to know is to check on either side of your head.
Do you see bright orange cheek patches?
Yup. You’ve got it.
Another way to know for sure is if those same bright orange cheek patches attract a good-looking eligible lady box turtle who starts hanging around you.
This is always a very good sign!

Today, of course, is the annual day o’ love.
On this most special of special days, we invite you to binge-watch Bruce’s speedy 4-part series on finding (and keeping) the love of your life.
Not sure what to say, do (or not do) to prove to your special one-and-only that your love is true?
Not to worry! Bruce is here to help!
And – happy day o’ love from our little flock to yours!
Pearl, Malti, Bruce
Flash Gordon, the Tall Tree, the Small Chef
the large featherless/shell-less being