Being Bruce isn’t a job for amateurs.
Sure, those bright orange cheek patches and whirling red eyes and adorable yellow-dotted feet and – piece de resistance – perfect round box turtle nostrils look effortless.
Maybe you were born with it.
On second thought, you were definitely born with it.
And there is nothing that sets off all of your best features (not to mention all your best sides) to perfection like taking a dip in your personal private VIP swimming pool.
