Ferns are friends.
They are so gentle. So welcoming. So multi-purpose.
If a single and seeking eligible lady box turtle happens along, their vibrant green colors can set off your bright orange cheek patches and whirling red eyes to perfection!
On the other hand, if you have a visitor and they start to look hungry, you can use your olive shell to make like the earth and blend right in to the fern-colored scenery.
And since ferns will never ever get hungry for you, you know they will always be there when you need them most.
It isn’t all one-sided either. You can return the favor by contributing free (ahem) fertilizer for life to help them grow!
