Day 165: Hay Girl

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When you are looking for love, it helps if you learn to speak the love language ladies prefer.

Here, all interspecies differences aside, even the suavest of solo males need all the love tips they can get.

Let’s say you are a single and unusually handsome manly male 3-toed box turtle who doesn’t want to stay single any longer.

You happen across some interspecies inspiration that seems particularly well-suited to what you have to offer.

If it worked for Ryan Gosling, it might work for Bruce Cutts! (thanks E! Online for the inspiration)

Because if there is one thing single and suave manly male box turtles know something about, it is hay. Lots and lots of hay.

Who does it better – the “Hey Girl” guy himself or our flock’s favorite manly male box turtle?

To help you make up your mind, here is a short video of Bruce strutting his single stuff in….you betcha….a big pile of HAY.

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