When you are looking for love, it helps if you learn to speak the love language ladies prefer.
Here, all interspecies differences aside, even the suavest of solo males need all the love tips they can get.
Let’s say you are a single and unusually handsome manly male 3-toed box turtle who doesn’t want to stay single any longer.
You happen across some interspecies inspiration that seems particularly well-suited to what you have to offer.
Because if there is one thing single and suave manly male box turtles know something about, it is hay. Lots and lots of hay.
To help you make up your mind, here is a short video of Bruce strutting his single stuff in….you betcha….a big pile of HAY.
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Bruce emerging from the hay had #1 fan girl here briefly swoon right into her coffee!
Aw! Exactly the response a certain suave and single male box turtle was aiming for!❤️