As a true Texas 3-toed box turtle, you are a southern gentleman to your core.

But no lady box turtle is going to know this just by looking at you…unless you make sure your outsides match your insides.

If you want to communicate “true Texas box turtle who will make beautiful eggs” there is only one accessory that will do it – hay.

Sometimes called “farmer’s gum,” a strategically-placed hay stem is the best method for bringing your inner southern gentleman out into the open, STAT.

What strategy should Bruce try next to lure in the lady turtles?