Living in a flock with another shelled being can be…..interesting.

Sure, you both have an attractive curved shell on your backs.

Yes, you both have four legs, a tail and an adorable, brightly colored head.

But that is where the similarities (should) end.

From preferences about portion sizes to preparation, frequency to favorite dishes, everything about the two of you is different.

Whereas she will come running at the sight of, well, anything, you will emerge only for the finest five-star cuisine, and a little goes a long way.

Tell Bruce about your go-to snack!