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As a box turtle, getting rescued has its perks.
Three hots and a cot is just the start of it. You also get love and adoration, plus your own blog with hordes of slavishly devoted large shell-less fans who want nothing more than to start their day learning more about yours.
But there is one drawback.
You don’t get out much.
So when it is lady turtle season (and when isn’t it, when you look this good), you really want to bring it. The backdrop, the setting, the scenery – all has to be just-so to win the single lady turtle’s heart.
Once the ambience is just right, you need to strike that perfect balance to show off your stuff without being too subtle (never an option) or too overt (always an option).
What do you think? Did Bruce pull it off?
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