After verifying your newly constructed, cutting-edge box turtle hibernation hay tunnel is a perfect fit, it is time to pull the trigger and start snoozing.

So you crawl inside your hay tunnel and commence to napping.

This, in turn, alerts your doting large shell-less assistant to insulate and weatherproof your habitat itself (if you’ve ever seen wet hay, you already understand why “weatherproofing” is critical to structural integrity).

Then your assistant can go do….whatever the large shell-less paparazzi do when you are not around to photograph….while you get your full quota of restorative beauty rest.