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Being a shellebrity has its perks.
It also has its drawbacks.
This is especially true when you are a manly and oh-so-masculine male box turtle who is currently unattached.
“Keeping your options open” is the technical term.
You may try to hide your single status, but the lady box turtles have their ways.
Sooner or later they are going to find out and then your restful, placid, well-fed life as a solo bachelor will be o.v.e.r.
Unless you can think up a clever disguise…..or better yet – a cloaking device!