Follow Pearl, Malti, Bruce & Io
Just because you are a single, solo and suave manly male box turtle doesn’t mean all your worries are over.
There is such a thing as survival of the species.
Here, it is going to take more than sheer force of cuteness to accomplish this goal.
After all, you don’t exactly stand out. In fact, with your earth-colored shell and foliage-colored extremities, you might as well have a cloaking device.
So you have to go the extra mile to find and woo an eligible lady turtle.
You have to get out and about. You simply must come out of your shell and mix and mingle.
And then, when you at last cross paths with the lady of your dreams, you must woo her.
Let her know that she is the only one.
Present the slipper and show her it is a perfect fit.
Bruce & his mama