When you are small and cute and have feathers or a shell, hordes of fans tend to just assemble themselves.
This makes your job easy. All you have to do is sit back and try not to stare too hard when yet another fainting VIP fan collapses in front of you (if they happen to fall on top of a paparazzi, even better).
Since you are so busy greeting fans and avoiding paparazzi, it is usually best to get an assistant to answer your fan mail. For instance, the large featherless, shell-less being that lives in your house with you is a very good choice.
She loves you so much that she will feed you delicacies, scratch your itchy neck feathers (or shell) and also answer all your fan mail!
Email Pearl, Malti & Bruce: shannon @ loveandfeathersandshells.com