If ever there was a proponent for the raw food diet, it would be the redfoot tortoise.
The fresher it is, the better it tastes.
If it is so fresh that your mommy literally just planted it for you, then you want to commence to chomping ASAP before anyone else discovers your stash.



With any luck (and if you are particularly speedy and swift about your, um, dispatch) by the time any poachers get wind of your find, there won’t be anything left to find!
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