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You just never know when you are going to wake up and discover you are bigger.
For example, let’s say all of your life you have been a little tortoise.
But then one day, the sun comes up and suddenly you notice you are not so little anymore.
Unfortunately, it seems you are the only one who has noticed this.
Everyone else – and especially your large shell-less flock mates – just keeps “oohing” and “aahing” over you like they did when you were a tiny baby.
Luckily for all shelled beings who face this sort of vapid, drooling adoration from their shell-less staff on a daily basis, there is a simple, quick method to assert your newfound big tortoise-ness.
(It even uses “visual aids” – and everyone knows the large shell-less beings tend to need pictures as well as words to really retain what they are learning.)
Here is what you need to do: just find a real baby tortoise and stand next to them.
Then wait for your assistant to notice the cuteness, reach for the rectangular flashing device to snap your photo and notice the size difference!
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