Follow Pearl, Malti & Bruce
As a small shelled being, it doesn’t take much time living in an interspecies flock to realize your large shell-less flock member needs a lot of togetherness time.
Being more of a laid-back sort yourself, this can create some logistical headaches.
For example, sometimes she will show up, eager for more of your signature brand of “cuteness,” right when you are in the middle of snarfing up snacks or settling down for (yet another) restful nap.
These constant schedule interruptions can really take their toll.
Luckily, there is an easy fix!
All you need to do is hire a “stand-in” (a technical term).
Once you have your stand-in trained and up and running, the next time you see your shell-less assistant heading your way, you can quickly delegate your “cuteness” responsibilities and sneak away with no one the wiser.
What do you think of Malti's stand-in?