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When you are born with a shell on your back, you can look forward to a lot of resting.
A LOT of resting.
After all, there is no need to work out or exercise – you do that every time you get up!
And lugging around that heavy shell while foraging guarantees “calories in, calories out” – the perfect weight management strategy.
In fact, the biggest dilemma you are likely to face is trying to dial down the cuteness while resting so the paparazzi will leave you alone already.
Alternately, you can use your adorable resting redfoot tortoise face to cuteness-stun them so you can nap in peace.