Day 53: America’s Next Top Tortoise Model

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It can be hard to understand the cultural obsession with photographing large shell-less beings once you’ve laid eyes on a particularly photogenic shelled being.

Everything a large shell-less being can do on (or off) the runway, shelled beings can do better….and look much better while doing it!

Headshots, action shots, close-ups, distance shots, there isn’t ever a bad angle when you are born round.

Best of all, photographers and fashion directors can save bundles on unnecessary extras like make-up and wearables when they choose shelled models.

Every shelled professional worth their dots brings all that with them – literally!

A very photogenic young shelled model puts tortoise modeling on the map. What’s next for Malti? All we know is, the ground is the limit!

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