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As a cold blooded being living in a mostly warm blooded world, you have to face many misconceptions.
One of the most enduring of these is that having cold blood means you are slow-moving.
Happily, this is a particularly easy mis-belief to remedy.
All you have to do is wait until your large warm blooded shell-less waitress serves up your lunch.
Then prepare to enjoy the surprised look on your waitress’s face when she turns back around a few minutes later to see…..