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Mud is magical.
It can do all sorts of magnificent things.
For instance, say you want to fend off the summer swarms of miniature velociraptors (more commonly known as “mosquitoes”).
Mud. It does an itchy body good.
Or let’s say it is swelteringly hot….again….in the deep south where you live.
Mud. It is like air conditioning on the outside.
Perhaps you are in the mood to change up your look. Sure, red looks good on you. But then again, so does everything else.
If anyone can rock the muddy look, it would be you.
(As a bonus, this type of insta-camouflage can really come in handy when your large shell-less assistant is looking for you because it is time for your “well tortoise” visit at the dreaded v.e.t.)