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After a long day, there is no doubt it can be nice to do something called “dining out.”
In this scenario, all you have to do is get yourself to the table and chew. Another being does the rest of the heavy lifting (not to mention the scrubbing and rinsing).
But then a bunch of highly contagious microscopic diners come along and won’t leave and suddenly “dining out” is off the table, so to speak.
While it is customary to exchange table side service for crispy green paper while dining out, when dining in all you need to offer up in exchange is “cuteness.”
With enough cuteness currency, you can dine in all day, every day.
Pearl, Malti, Bruce & their mama