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Being born slow and steady is typically vastly underrated.
While everyone else is focusing on how you can’t zip around like those weird furry hopping beings you’re always being compared to, they miss seeing your superpower.
For example, your impression of a stationary rock is world-class.
This is a real bonus when a big lot of microscopic invaders show up and start zipping around every which way infecting people.
You can’t outpace them – not on your best day.
But you can stay so still and do your best “like a rock” impression so they don’t even realize you are there.
Infectious invaders: 0. You: 1.
Pearl, Malti, Bruce & their mama