Anything Worth Doing

….is worth doing thoroughly.

This is a cockatiel’s credo.

Pearl is a credit to her species.

Step One: Attack the waffle. Show it who is boss. Let nothing (even expensive Macintosh gear) stand in your way.

Step Two: Be sure to be as messy as possible. If you don’t see crumbs everywhere (think floor, laptop screen, inside teacup) how do you know you really enjoyed it?

Step Three: Exhibit clear body language when you are full so your assistant (aka me) knows you are ready for the next activity. If you have to flap your wings and scatter the crumbs in a bit wider swathe while communicating (like onto the neighbor’s front porch) so be it.