Follow Pearl, Malti & Bruce
Some parts of being the Head of Security for Casa Feathers n Beak are easy.
Some are less easy.
For instance, it is easy to monitor each and every feather – they are all either grey and white (the best and most attractive colors) and they all always look good (on account of the expert care and maintenance they are given, plus their owner’s good genes of course).
But then there is the large featherless being’s closet.
If there are any fashion minefields lurking on the premises, they are likely to be found here.
With love (& lots of feathers),
Shannon & Pearl