Sometimes – and no matter how cute you might be – life just happens.
You specifically ordered your day to go one way.
It goes someplace else.
As the flock “alpha,” of course you are not going to stand for this type of behavior.
So you run after it. Shriek loudly at it. Give it a good menacing hiss.
You peck it.
Still, it simply will not listen.
You pull out your biggest guns (CODE NAME: P.O.O.P.).
It just keeps marching on.
This is always the right time to call for backup.

Pearl, Malti, Bruce & their mama