You know what they say.
A muffin a day makes your true love stay.
Or it makes your cuteness remain.
Or something like that.
In any case, a muffin is always a good idea.
Muffins are very tasty.
And you look plump and perfect consuming them.
This means you radiate even more “cuteness.”
Which is an important public service, on account of how your many fans and followers then get to bask in the cuteness glow you are radiating, thereby making them look cute by association.
Which then makes the whole world a cuter place.
Pearl & his mama
