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It is no small feat to make it through one or 10 or 21 years of living in the greater food chain o’ life.
To wake up every single morning of your life and realize that, by evening of that very same day, one of two things will have occurred….
A) You will have eaten. B) You will have been eaten.
There is nowhere you can go to un-enroll in this program. No opt-out button or unsubscribe link. If you are breathing, you are participating.
This is also when more eyes are better than less eyes.
If you have one eye, two is better.
If you have two eyes, three is better.
This way, there is always at least one eye free to spy for predators while you preen or nap or eat your dinner or simply look very cute and pretty.
Pearl, Malti, Bruce & their mama