Everyone is keen to get famous these days.
Even if we can’t always go outside to wow and amaze every being we meet, there is always a place where we can go to strut our stuff.
The large rectangular reflective device is right there waiting.
All you have to do is hop up and make a few taps with your cute curved beak and who knows what could happen – who you might meet – and when you might get discovered!
Of course, you will know when “it” happens. The fame. The glory. The fans.
You will know, because of the carpet.
Newly discovered celebrities always get a carpet.
Inexplicably, the large featherless beings seem to like their celebrity carpets to be red.
Yawn.
As for you – celebrity that you already are – you know just what kind of carpet suits you best.
A feather carpet.

Pearl & his mommy