Being born covered in soft downy feathers has its ups and its downs.
Its pros and its cons.
The pros speak for themselves.
Feathers. Wings. “Cuteness.”
So much of it, in fact, that you have to work extra-hard to show off any of your other many fine qualities.
Like “fierceness,” for example.
Just because you are very cute and fluffy doesn’t mean you can’t be fierce too.
Oh so fierce.
Let’s say there is a whole horde of microscopic infectious paparazzi that has heard of your legendary cuteness and is determined to gain an audience.
They will be in for a very fierce surprise!

Pearl, Malti, Bruce & their mama