Follow Pearl, Malti & Bruce
Being covered in soft downy feathers practically guarantees you will be dodging the paparazzi for life.
And while hiring a large featherless MommyGuard can keep the workload manageable, it may also bring with it some rather odd customs you have to get used to.
For example, let’s say you live in the south. The sub-tropical south. Such as in Texas, for instance.
Where it doesn’t snow. Like, ever.
Yet your large featherless flock mates simply insist on singing (rather tunelessly, you can’t help but notice) about snow all. month. long.
There is really only so much of this you can stand before, well….
You have to make your own.
Pearl, Malti, Bruce & their mama