The research has yet to confirm this, but it is only a matter of time.
Waffles are wise.
It takes smarts to be that tasty.
To so master the art of personal presentation.
To amass a worldwide following.
To bring diverse groups of beings together – even beings of different species!
When you have a waffle in your corner, you are automatically the most popular being in the room because everyone sees how you have such good taste.
They all want to be around you.
They want to learn your ways – find out how you managed to get a whole crispy, crunchy, warm and tasty waffle all to yourself.
In other words, they want you to teach them the Way of the Waffle.
Pearl, Malti, Bruce & their mama
