Day 1: Staking Your Laptop Claim

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In most flocks, many flock members must share a single large shiny rectangular device with crunchy keys.

Inevitably in these situations, one flock member (often the one with the least feathers) will try to hog it.

When this occurs, you need to respond both firmly and swiftly to reassert your flock “alpha” status and reclaim your priority position in line.

The best way accomplish this is with a simple 4-step process any feathered flockmember can easily memorize and master.

Step 1: stand on top of the crispy keys while looking very cute.
Step 2: add “fierceness” to your cuteness.
Step 3: sample the crunchy keys, flinging them strategically to force encroaching flock members back towards the perimeter.
Step 4: (Loudly) declare your victory. Optional: add extra cuteness for emphasis.
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Published by Shannon Cutts

Animal sensitive and intuitive with Animal Love Languages. Parrot and tortoise mama. Dachshund auntie. www.animallovelanguages.com

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