When you are a noted gourmand (with feathers) you have many duties.
For example, you must hire and train staff.
You must sample new dishes (and quality-test old favorites).
Most importantly, you must interview menu applicants before permitting them to become your lunch.
What did you say your name was again? “Endive?”Okay, Endive, tell me about yourself. For instance, why do you want to apply to be my lunch?Well, that makes sense. I do have the most sensitive palate so I am most likely to enjoy you.Speaking of which…..I think we may have a winner for today’s lunch.Mom, you can let the other lunch applicants know we’ve filled today’s open spot – they can come back tomorrow to try again.Hey Mom, by chance did you ask Endive if he had any tasty friends or relatives who wanted to apply for tomorrow’s open lunch spot?
Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts
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