Day 115: Ordering in Bulk

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For beings with strong culinary preferences, it is not a chore to order the same meals day in and day out.

After all, if you really like something, it just makes sense to enjoy it often.

Another benefit of ordering your favorite foods “in bulk” (aka “a lot at one time”) is it reduces the chances of your large featherless waitress getting your daily orders mixed up.

For her, the best strategy is to keep it simple.

Well would you look at that! The large featherless waitress brought the correct order before I even gave it to her!

This is one of my favorite dishes - it was such a good idea to order it in bulk. — This is one of my favorite dishes – it was such a good idea to order it in bulk.

This way I can enjoy some whenever I feel like it without having to retrain the waitress at every meal. — This way I can enjoy it whenever I want without having to retrain my waitress on how to take the correct order at every meal.

Speaking of which....."no, Mom. FIRST I dine, and THEN you clear my plate away." Got it? — Speaking of which…..no, Mom. FIRST I dine, and THEN you clear my plate away. Got it?

So maybe it won't completely eliminate my training duties.... — So maybe “ordering in bulk” won’t completely eliminate my training duties….

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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