Day 117: More Menu Candidates

Shannon CuttsFebruary 20, 2015August 3, 2019Pearl the Cockatielcockatiel, cockatiel care, parrot, pet cockatiel, Shannon Cutts

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Once word gets out that a noted gourmand is holding interviews for menu candidates, it never takes long.

Suddenly the candidates are popping up everywhere.

The wiliest ones may even go so far as to bribe the large featherless assistant (who is known to be extremely “bribe-able”) to get personalized placement at the head of the line.

Hum dee dum dum dum. I'm starting to feel kind of hungry. I wonder what will be served for my lunch today. — Hum dee dum dum dum. I’m starting to feel kind of hungry. I wonder where my large featherless assistant is with my lunch.

Wait a minute. Who let you in here?

The large featherless assistant? What do you mean, a "bribe?" Well, did you bring one for me too? — The large featherless assistant? What do you mean, a “bribe?” Well, did you bring one for me too?

You look very suspicious. I've never had a menu applicant offer themselves as my bribe before. — Your name is “banana pancake” and you are today’s menu candidate?

But it is lunch time, and I am hungry, so consider this your lucky day! — Oh, well in that case….

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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Cockatiel, redfoot tortoise and box turtle mama. Author, writer, pet & people blogger. View more posts

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