When your reputation as .007, pint-sized super spy, precedes you, you can count on getting called in to consult on some pretty strange cases.
Since every one of these cases is unique, often you have no precedent to refer to – just your own gut instinct to guide your recommendations.
This also applies to the other professionals you will be working with….whether they happen to be acting professional or not.
But you wouldn’t be .007 (or the famous and feathery actor who often portrays him, anyway) if you didn’t have the kind of instincts that regularly make news headlines.
Speaking of which, Love & Feathers & Shells is oh-so-proud to introduce the fabulous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:
“Mystery Muffin”
It no longer surprises the security staff and ushers when the fans show up dressed in the theme of the latest play.
Unfortunately, the fans’ large, round muffin costumes keep bumping up against each other, creating even more than the usual havoc as the line for tickets continues to grow longer.
Soon, the overall roundness of the costumes leads to squabbles about who was really in line before who else, causing somewhat of a domino effect as first one and then another muffin-attired fan goes down, toppling the others standing in line just behind them.
The paparazzi can’t get enough of this, of course, and even those fans who aren’t involved in the skirmish begin fainting from all the excitement. Happily, this thins the line down to manageable levels by the time the doors actually swing open.
As the curtain closes, small brown fragments begin to fling out from under the curtain hem. Even after much speculation, no one is quite sure what they are or how they got there.
The End.
We have some beautiful muffins a lot like yours at our house! They are parrot magnets .
Boy you said it! If ever there is a parrot hiding anywhere all it takes is a muffin to flush them out;)
“Soon, the overall roundness of the costumes leads to squabbles about who was really in line before who else, causing somewhat of a domino effect as first one and then another muffin-attired fan goes down, toppling the others standing in line just behind them.
Not something to read with a mouth full of coffee! What a mind picture!
Haha – good point! Never a dull moment when a certain feathered celeb makes an appearance 😉