Day 12: Inspector Shiny

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Inspectors only get to be inspectors by having a specialty.

For example, say you are very good at determining “shininess.”

You can automatically tell (on account of how well it reflects very pretty grey and white feathers) how an item ranks on the “shininess scale.”

This rare ability makes you simultaneously feared (by shiny things) and respected (by beings who have shiny things).

You are also always in demand for high level “shininess inspection” jobs only you can handle.

So these are the shiny things you want me to inspect?
So these are the shiny things you want me to inspect, Mom?
You, there. Is that as shiny as you can be? I didn't think so.
You, there. Is that as shiny as you can be? I didn’t think so.
All of these beings are hiding shininess, Mom. But I can get it out of them.
All of these beings are hiding shininess, Mom. But I can get it out of them.
And for two toasted waffles I'll tell you how to do it!
And for two toasted waffles I’ll tell you how to do it!
Okay, one toasted waffle. For one toasted waffle I'll tell you - but if you want my "special shininess tips" that will cost an extra half a waffle.
Okay, one toasted waffle. For one toasted waffle I’ll tell you – but if you want “Inspector Shiny’s Extra-Special Shininess Tips” that will cost an extra toasted waffle.

Author: Shannon Cutts
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Published by Shannon Cutts

Cockatiel, redfoot tortoise & box turtle mama. Pet & people blogger.

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