Day 140: Power Bar Patrol

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p.s. No chocolate was sampled during this photo shoot – Mommy’s honor!

Everyone knows that the best delicacies begin with “W.”

Also popular are “S” (for seed), “M” (for millet), and “E” (for hard-boiled eggs).

Menu items with these names are automatically allowed to pass through border patrol to get to their respective lunch plates.

But items beginning with “P”….especially if they come in shiny wrappers….well, these items can expect a lengthy inquisition (and will likely be turned back for their trouble).

And just where do you think you're going?
And just where do you think you’re going?
You're awfully shiny to be roaming about these parts with no ID.
You’re awfully shiny to be roaming about these parts with no ID.
"Mom's lunch?" A likely story.
“You are a “power bar” and you’re headed for “Mom’s lunch”?” A likely story. You are clearly too unappetizing to be anybody’s lunch, no matter how powerful you may think you are.
Mom? This being claims to be heading for your lunch plate. Do you know anything about this?
Mom? This being claims to be heading for your lunch plate. Do you know anything about this?
Well, you wouldn't be my choice, that's for sure.
Well, you wouldn’t be my choice, that’s for sure. Except for your shiny coat – quite stylish, if I do say so myself.
Did you at least bring a waffle bribe?
Did you at least bring a waffle bribe?
Look. Just go back and get a waffle bribe. Then you can come back and we'll renegotiate.
Look, just go and get a waffle bribe. Then you can come back and we’ll renegotiate.

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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2 thoughts on “Day 140: Power Bar Patrol”

  1. Hello,

    If your power bar was in chocolate you are lucky Pearl didn’t eat that. Chocolate is deadly for parrots and parrotlets. Like you seems to give lot of human food to your bird you should avoid some other food/drinks like tea or coffee.

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    1. You are so right-I know chocolate can be dangerous so I watched him carefully! He only wanted the shiny wrapper so I let him check it out. Thank you for caring so much and for an important warning!!

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