The most (er) seasoned waffle gourmands know that “fine dining” encompasses so much more than mere ingestion.
This is never more true than when that most supreme of delicacies – the waffle – is served.
From the initial approach and pleasantries to the final conclusion and departure, each tiny dining detail matters – and counts.
Okay, waffle, I feel full now. Thanks very much for a great dining experience.Now where is my large featherless waitress-in-training to document the post-dining process?MOOOOOOOMMMM! Oh Mommmmm!!! Oh, there you are – finally! I’m ready for you to document my patented and trademarked “waffle dismount” maneuver.Okay, so first you walk over to your chosen post-dining destination (as you can see, if you can choose a destination with wicker in it, this is ideal).Now, you can prepare to seamlessly ascend to your perch.Almost there……Allllmmmmooosssstttt therrrrrrrre…..Made it – now let the “digesting phase” begin!
Animal sensitive and intuitive with Animal Love Languages. Parrot, tortoise and box turtle mama. Dachshund auntie. www.animallovelanguages.com
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