Living in an interspecies flock can offer rare glimpses of insight into who outranks whom.
For instance, the large featherless beings outrank the small featherless beings, the large four-wheeled metal beings (the ones that sit in the garage at night and on weekends), and all furred, shelled, and finned beings.
In the same way, feathered beings clearly outrank all featherless beings, everything and everyone else, and ….. crust.
Well, well, well. What do we have here?You look crunchy and delicious. Are you?You don’t know? We’ll see about that!Look. It’s an easy question. If I were you I’d answer “yes” – sounds better on a resume.Okay, fine, wait a minute and I’ll taste-test and tell you.You have definite crunch, and a pleasingly robust “toasted” flavor – that’s a good thing.Plus you are light and portable – a good “to go” snack.But look, man to man, you can’t go around saying “I don’t know” when asked about yourself. So go work on your self-esteem and then come back tomorrow and we’ll try it again.
