When you are born with soft feathers all over your body, it is vital to keep them looking and feeling their best.

Sometimes, this means setting aside some extra time in your (already packed) daily schedule for personal grooming.

And sometimes, it means sending out the pink slips.

But feathers that don’t make the cut don’t always take it well, so you have to be prepared for anything.

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