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Being small and round with plenty of soft, fluffy feathers and big black eyes gives you a natural advantage – because of course you are so cute that everyone likes you right away.
This also makes you a natural for the position of “household greeter.”
The job is simple and comes with plenty of admiration – which is right up your alley.
All you need to do is make sure to greet a new being when you see it.