When you are really pretty, this might mean you have to snooze more frequently than other less pretty (featherless) beings – so be it.
The biggest obstacle to overcome in getting enough daily “beauty rest” is your large featherless assistant, who insists on moving about or trying to snap cute pictures while you are napping.
I feel the need for some prettiness-enhancing snoozing.I’ll just tuck my soft feathery head under one soft feathery wing.She thinks I can’t hear the camera clicking but I can.I’ll just send really clear body language that I. AM. RESTING.No one ever said my featherless assistant was too bright. She’s not getting my hints at all.Time for emergency measures.Followed up with strategic “cuteness,” of course (it’s all about the fans).
Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts
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