Day 197: Greens Kill
Some beings (usually the undiscriminating ones with fur) like to dine on roadkill.
In these cases, typically they rely on others to off their dinner (sometimes hours or even days prior to their meal).
When you have feathers, however, you naturally possess a much more discriminating palate.
Ergo, you prefer to first personally kill and then immediately consume your own fresh cuisine.
This highly refined hunting method is called “greens kill.”
Here, the expert demonstrates (with plenty of posing for his adoring fans) the proper method of performing “greens kill.”
Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts