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As a famous and feathery actor, you can’t live life like ordinary folks.
For instance, you can’t just walk down to the store for a snack whenever you please.
At least not unless you feel like hanging out with the paparazzi all the way there and all the way back.
So you have to get creative about getting your needs met.
In this unusual one-avian play, truth and fiction meet in some pretty startling ways.
Love & Feathers (& Shells) is proud to present Pearl Cutts in his latest hit drama:
“What Would .007 Do?”
The title for this play is so enticing it draws fans from near and surprisingly far. Taking inspiration from the playbill photos of the star posing next to a large translucent bag, the fans have once again arrived in costume.
It is a bit of an odd sight, with the line forming around the block and each aspiring ticket holder wearing his or her own custom-fitted plastic bag.
Unfortunately, it is the height of the summer season, and those plastic bags soon begin to get quite airless and hot.
As a result, box office staff can barely find time to sell out the show, what with all the fainting would-be ticket holders who need resuscitating.
The curtain abruptly snaps shut to thunderous applause…or at least it would be thunderous if it wasn’t so muffled by the matching plastic gloves each fan is wearing to complement their plastic bag costumes.
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