Day 204: I’ll Have What He’s Having

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One of the keys to maintaining flock “alpha” status is to claim everything for yourself.

EVERYTHING.

It is not important what it is.

It is only important that everyone is clear it is yours.

Once everyone knows who it belongs to, you can then give it away if you like (making you look especially magnanimous in the process – an added perk).

Wow! What is THAT?!
Whoa! What is THAT?!
Whatever it is, Grandpa definitely wants it.
Whatever it is, Grandpa definitely wants it.
I'd better go ahead and claim it. Then I can give it away if I don't want it.
I’d better go ahead and claim it. Then I can give it away if I don’t want it.
Hmmm.
Hmmm.
Beats me what Grandpa's so excited about. Plus, something about this dish gives me the creepies.
Beats me what Grandpa’s so excited about. Plus, something about this dish gives me the creepies.
But I'd better claim it anyway, just to reinforce my "alpha" status.
But I’d better claim it anyway so the other flock members don’t get uppity.
Here goes....
Here goes….
Hey, Grandpa - I couldn't help but notice how much you seem to want this dish. Therefore , as household "alpha," I will give it to you as a gift.
Hey, Grandpa – I couldn’t help but notice how much you seem to want this dish. Please accept it as my special gift to you.

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Animal sensitive and intuitive with Animal Love Languages. Parrot, tortoise and box turtle mama. Dachshund auntie. www.animallovelanguages.com

2 thoughts on “Day 204: I’ll Have What He’s Having”

  1. How very kind of you Pearl! Your generosity abounds! However, Charlie says once you get passed the skin, you will want to keep it for yourself.

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