When you are petite with fetching grey feathers, the crush of fans can sometimes be overwhelming.
This is when having a “Mommyguard” can really come in handy.
Your Mommyguard is highly trained to interpret your sometimes cryptic communications – for instance, which shriek means “I want a waffle!” and which shriek means “My neck feathers itch!”
An experienced Mommyguard also knows precisely when to step in between you and the crowd to give you a break from the relentless pressure of fame and adulation.



Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts
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Hi Benjamin – So glad you are enjoying Pearl’s adventures-thanks for the reblog!:)