Day 224: Banana in the Round

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While it doesn’t happen often, occasionally new applicants who wish to be included in a certain feathery and famous diner’s brunch menu get confused about the application process.

For example, say there is an aspiring banana who wishes to apply for the position.

Protocol indicates an applicant must be interviewed by the celebrity diner himself before being accepted for brunch.

But if the banana happens to encounter the celebrity’s large featherless assistant first, it just might find itself the (er) star of the brunch menu without any interview at all!

Oh! Well....hello....and who might you be?
Oh! Well….hello….and who might you be?
You are a dish called "Banana in the Round" and you are today's brunch menu?
You are a dish called “Banana in the Round” and you are today’s brunch menu?
Well, I don't recognize you - which means I haven't interviewed you yet. How did you get on the brunch menu?
Well, I don’t recognize you – which means I haven’t interviewed you yet. How did you get on the brunch menu?
Ohhhhh. My large featherless assistant sent you....say no more.
Ohhhhh. My large featherless assistant sent you….say no more.
Well, this is highly unusual, but since you're already here....good luck!
Well, this is highly unusual, but since you’re already here….good luck!
Nom nom nom....hmmmm. Not bad.
Nom nom nom….hmmmm. Not bad.
Not half bad! I say - for a first-timer with no interview and no prior experience, you are surprisingly tasty.
Not half bad! I say – for a first-timer with no interview and no prior experience, you are surprisingly tasty.
Well, okay, I'll just have one more bite "for the road"....I'll need the energy for my featherless assistant's afternoon "brunch menu" re-training session....
Well, okay, I’ll just have one more bite “for the road.” I will certainly need the energy for my featherless assistant’s afternoon “brunch menu” re-training session….

Author: Shannon Cutts
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